6 P.M. THE GHOST & MRS. MUIR — COMEDY: Tired of the machinations of the mercurial and pompous poltergeist Daniel Gregg (Edward Mulhare), Mrs. Muir (Hope Lange) calls in the Ghostbusters to trap the ghost of the 19th century sea captain. But will she find the smarmy advances of Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) any less terrifying?
7:00 P.M. DUKES OF HAZZARD VS. KNIGHT RIDER VS. THE A-TEAM VS. THE INCREDIBLE HULK — ACTION: In this star studded spectacular, the Foundation for Law and Government dispatches Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) to finally bring in the A-Team.
A lead takes Michael to a small Georgia county outside Atlanta, where Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane (James Best) catches KITT in a speed trap in a small Georgia town, Michael is forced to perform German pop songs at the Boar’s Nest.
Meanwhile, the Dukes, tired of being harassed by Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) and the corrupt Hazzard County politicians and law enforcement hire the Hannibal Smith (George Peppard) and the A-Team to put them out of business permanently.
In the ensuing confrontation with Hogg and his subordinates, B.A. Baracas (Mr. T) tosses Roscoe over the bar, the scofflaw sheriff bumps into new busboy David Bananarama, secretly Dr. David Banner (Bill Bixby), physician and scientist, seeking a cure for the monster that dwells within him known as the Hulk (Lou Ferrigno).
Banner “hulks out,” smashes the General Lee and tosses the A-Team’s Murdock (Dwight Schultz) so high in the air the mentally unstable decorated Vietnam pilot is now afraid to fly just like B.A.
The Hulk threatens to destroy all of Hazzard with his rage. KITT tries to intervene, but Hulk holds up the super car’s real wheels until it runs out of gas. Michael pleads into his wrist communicator for help from mechanic Bonnie (Patricia McPherson), but she’s making out with local greasemonkey Cooter (Ben Jones) in the front seat of his tow truck.
Only when the Hulk spies Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach) does his rampage slake. Can her oh-so-short shorts soothe the savage beast that threatens them all before the a convoy that includes the military police, investigative reporter Jack McGee (Jack Colvin) and that semi truck with the boring English guy (Edward Mulhare) shows up?
7:OO P.M. I LOVE LUCY — COMEDY: Lucy (Lucille Ball) learns the one funny thing she ever did on this show — eat a bunch of candy coming off a conveyor belt too quickly for her and Ethel (Vivian Vance) to put in boxes — likely gave her Type II diabetes and will result in her losing a foot in this very special episode.
9:00 P.M ATLAS SHRUGGED — Movie: Atlas visits a massage therapist who tells him his neck is so tight “it’s like you’ve got the weight of the world on your shoulders.”
3 p.m. DR. PHIL —TALK: Dr. Phil confronts troubled child comic strip star Charlie Brown: “Isn’t Lucy’s refusal to let you kick the football just a metaphor for your sex life?”
8 p.m. SAY ANYTHING — Movie: A kid from the wrong side of the tracks, Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack), is arrested for stalking and disturbing the peace and quiet after playing a Peter Gabriel song from a boombox while harassing the valedictorian of his class Diane Court (Ione Skye) who wants nothing to do with the creepy wanna-be kickboxer.
7 p.m. THE HONEYMOONERS — Comedy: Apollo astronauts are surprised to find Mrs. Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) standing on the moon with a black eye saying, “Well, Ralph always said he would send me here.”
6 p.m. STAR TREK – Sci-Fi: Capt. Kirk (William Shatner) and Dr. McCoy (DeForest Kelley) find themselves in hot water after Mr. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) files a hostile work environment charge with Starfleet human resources, citing McCoy’s constant racist references to Spock’s green blood and pointed ears and Kirk’s goading for Spock to turn his back on his cultural heritage of suppressing his emotion.
SAY ANYTHING 2: THE REUNION (2013): It turns out Diane Court’s (Ione Skye) dad was right: Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) was just a distraction. Diane takes up her father’s criminal ways. Twenty-five years after she dumped Dobler in London, Diane is running financial the biggest scheme since Bernie Madoff. And it’s up to U.S. Treasury Agent Lloyd Dobler to bring her down. Will he put the love of his life behind bars? ACTION, ADVENTURE, ROMANCE. RATED TV-MA for strong language, sexual situations, drug use and gun violence. 98 minutes.
A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS 2013: Charlie Brown and the gang are heartbroken when school district cancels the school play because the parents of the one atheist kid in school complains about the religious nature of a nativity play. Lucy Van Pelt is detained by state authorities for practicing psychiatry without a license. The local fire department shuts down Snoopy’s light display because of fire code violations. Environmental activists protest Charlie Brown as aiding in the deforestation by selecting a sickly sapling for his Christmas tree.
THE BREAKFAST CLUB 2013: Brian (Anthony Michael Hall) brings a flare gun to school and is suspended when it goes off in his locker. Now he faces a Class D felony charge of making terroristic threats, however, he tweets an apology that is well received by the administration. A drug dog discovers Bender’s (Judd Nelson) marijuana stash and he’s shipped off to drug treatment. Andrew (Emilio Estevez) admits his true feelings for the guy whose butt cheeks he duct taped together and they begin a relationship that is totally accepted by the open-minded Shermer High School community of the 21st century. Claire’s (Molly Ringwald) parents send her to private parochial school because even though they live in a tony Chicago suburb, why take any chances that she might interact with a brown person or make out with someone not in her social class? Allison (Ally Sheedy) still comes to school on Saturdays, but its closed. It’s also closed on Fridays because the district ran out of money and is on a four-day schedule.