#DallasTNT: Revelations in tweets

  1. newsmanone
    Hello everyone. @paperwadofgod and I will be tweeting live in the #dallastnt season finale.
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:01:23
  2. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone tonight’s bombshells will blow us away…i am positioned safely behing lead shield walls tonight
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:02:38
  3. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod On screen deaths 1. On screen cleaning 1. #dallastnt
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:03:08
  4. PaperWadofGod
    uh, who are these people helping with the body? @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:03:27
  5. newsmanone
    Bobby in a hospital bed motionless. Some of the best acting by Patrick Duffy this year @PaperWadofGod #dallastnt
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:06:08
  6. PaperWadofGod
    Less campfire with Ewoks JR, more cutting off John Ross’s hand JR #dallastnt @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:06:10
  7. newsmanone
    Christopher is acting. Is he in a coma, too? #dallastnt @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:08:52
  8. PaperWadofGod
    while you are getting hospital coffee, grab some red jello for JR…maybe he can get his groove back #dallastnt @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:09:22
  9. PaperWadofGod
    Rebecca is eliminating everyone who is a better actor than Christopher…it could be a bloodbath @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:10:31
  10. newsmanone
    This is a great cleaning service. It picks up dead bodies and looks for your missing wedding ring. #dallastnt @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:11:15
  11. PaperWadofGod
    I have sudden impulse to watch #SunshineCleaning @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:12:50
  12. PaperWadofGod
    Bobby living means less screen time for Christopher…no wonder everyone is relieved @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:16:09
  13. PaperWadofGod
    wow, Rebecca pawned her wedding ring apparently @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:17:02
  14. newsmanone
    Or her brother/boyfriend. #dallastnt @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:18:30
  15. PaperWadofGod
    i hope this is not the ring Rebecca pawned @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:18:35
  16. newsmanone
    John Ross as a good guy. I don’t care for this. Where are our badasses? #dallastnt @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:21:27
  17. PaperWadofGod
    Chinese food…where is the jalapeno butter? @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:22:39
  18. PaperWadofGod
    Is Bobby going to stick it to JR? Bobby could be our new bad ass @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:24:00
  19. newsmanone
    Oh god. Cloud drive talk. Is this worse than cell phone talk? #dallastnt @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:24:49
  20. PaperWadofGod
    Bobby used Venzualaens like a curse word…calm down, Bobby @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:25:06
  21. PaperWadofGod
    Venezuela has received 6 Miss World, 6 Miss Universe, 6 Miss International and 1 Miss Earth titles. @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:26:48
  22. newsmanone
    At this point, somebody has got to be a tough guy. Otherwise, we are watching an episode of #HBO #Girls. #dallastnt @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:27:47
  23. newsmanone
    Well, John Ross and JR have to take the fall. And Elena overhears. BOMBSHELL! #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:33:14
  24. PaperWadofGod
    that bombshell went off like a bite of cornbread slathered with jalepeno butter @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:34:17
  25. newsmanone
    Elena: You lie so easily, John Ross. How can I ever believe anything you say? #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:34:18
  26. PaperWadofGod
    hmm, will this scene be as salacious as #HopeSprings ? @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:35:25
  27. newsmanone
    Is Walter Skinner creepier than JR on #DallasTNT? @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:36:19
  28. newsmanone
    Bobby’s wife puts the smack down on Walter Skinner! #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:37:42
  29. PaperWadofGod
    i was waiting for Ann’s shotgun reference…i did not think she had one hid in her Kohl’s business suit @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:39:13
  30. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Please. Oilmen’s wives don’t shop off the rack.
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:40:08
  31. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone that will teach him for being sappy, hopefully it means he is never soft again
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:41:02
  32. newsmanone
    Tommy is from Des Moines! Hometown shout out on #DallasTNT. Of course he’s dead now. @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:48:54
  33. PaperWadofGod
    “She lives in Des Moines!”, a lot of Iowa anger there @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:54:27
  34. newsmanone
    Des Moines sounds boring in Christopher’s mouth. #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:54:37
  35. newsmanone
    Christopher doesn’t come off as tough even when he’s being tough. #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:56:02
  36. PaperWadofGod
    next season: Christopher burns Des Moines to the ground in his search for the real Rebecca Sutter @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 18:56:04
  37. newsmanone
    2 proposals for Elena. 1 murder. John Ross and JR wiped out. Series finale #fail. #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 19:00:15
  38. newsmanone
    No, she’s really Cliff Barnes’ daughter. BOMBSHELL. #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 19:02:05
  39. Johnny Cash – God’s Gonna Cut You Down
    Mon, Sep 21 2009 01:25:34
  40. newsmanone
    Now that’s a father-son moment between John Ross and JR. #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 19:03:33
  41. PaperWadofGod
    well, that was a little better…i think i am going to give season 2 a shot now @newsmanone
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 19:05:07
  42. newsmanone
    January is looking better. #DallasTNT @PaperWadofGod
    Wed, Aug 08 2012 19:04:59

About Daniel P. Finney

A misanthrope, iconoclast and general grouch since the late 1980s, Daniel P. Finney has been a professional paragraph stacker since 1993. He reports. He writes. He blogs. He tweets. He beats deadlines. He amuses (himself, at least.) He informs. He adapts. He keeps moving forward. He eschews gatherings. The highlights of his week are Sunday chicken wings, new comics Wednesday and naps during televised sporting events. He does not wonder if there is a player to be named later in his life and spends most of his waking hours desperately trying to be left alone.

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