5-sentence review of Ted

Mila Kunis stars in “Ted.”

5. “Ted” is a twisted “Toy Story,” a ribald episode of “Family Guy” unencumbered by broadcast standards and the most original, funniest movie of the summer.

4. As a boy, John Bennett wishes his Teddy bear (voiced by writer/director Seth MacFarlane) to life like a sort of fuzzy, foul-mouthed Pinocchio.

3. Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) remains pals with the stuffed animal into adulthood to the chagrin of his hot girlfriend (Mila Kunis).

2. “Ted” is strong with the MacFarlane voice, not just in the literal sense, but with his signature combination of edgy humor — everything from racist jokes to sexy dances — with oddball homages to popular culture, in this case the 1980 flop “Flash Gordon.”

1. “Ted” also proves MacFarlane is ready to replace the overrated Judd Apatow as the box office comedy king.

TED

Rated R

1 hour, 53 minutes

Director: Seth MacFarlane

Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Seth MacFarlane.

Finney’s Flicks Grade: B+

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About Daniel P. Finney

A misanthrope, iconoclast and general grouch since the late 1980s, Daniel P. Finney has been a professional paragraph stacker since 1993. He reports. He writes. He blogs. He tweets. He beats deadlines. He amuses (himself, at least.) He informs. He adapts. He keeps moving forward. He eschews gatherings. The highlights of his week are Sunday chicken wings, new comics Wednesday and naps during televised sporting events. He does not wonder if there is a player to be named later in his life and spends most of his waking hours desperately trying to be left alone.

Posted on July 9, 2012, in Movies, Popular Culture, Reviews and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Keith Meatto

    i like the premise of 5-sentence reviews. They cut right to the chase. I saw both Ted and Moonrise Kingdom this weekend. They were not as dissimilar as I had expected. http://bit.ly/McgjpC

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