Dallas TNT premier in tweets
Posted by Daniel P. Finney
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Hello everyone. @PaperWadofGod and I are watching the #Dallas premier on #TNT. There will be tweeting.0
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the elder Ewings have health issues…are they going Lane Price on us? @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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of course everyone loves Jordana Brewster #DallasTNT @newsmanone0
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Porsche…so driving German cars and speaking French, not your father’s Dallas @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod JR’s depressed, Bobby has cancer, JR’s son and his hot girlfriend are digging for oil while Bobby’s kid sells alt energy.0
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the kids are beautiful people but the energy talk is too much for even me, ethanol chatter and i am out @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@newsmanone digging for oil feels like a euthanism…I do feel like a complicated estate is a good plot, part Henry V and part Giant0
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@PaperWadofGod Southfork for sale? Oil discovered. Bobby trying to do the right thing. Chris Ewing and JR Jr. in a fistfight. #TNTDallas0
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oh my, a conservancy with deep pockets? financial talk! @newsmanone #definitelyTexas0
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@PaperWadofGod Bobby promises John Ross “the fight of his life.” This is JUICY. I can’t believe how much I am enjoying this. #TNTDallas0
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@newsmanone John Ross…I like the double first name…works for Cathlolics and works for the Waltons0
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@PaperWadofGod I like that it took less than 25 minutes for the whole family to start suing one another. #TNTDallas Let’s get snide.0
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@newsmanone lawsuits feels more natural to Dallas than clean fuels or speaking French0
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@PaperWadofGod So Christopher’s magic methane effort might cause earthquakes. How soon will he make the wrong decision? #DallasTNT0
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i feel like the “clean fuels cause earthquakes” storyline was a condition of the Dallas Rotary @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod Ah, John Ross said a cuss word. It’s not 1978 anymore. #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod When Larry Hagman opened his eyes as JR, it was like Darth Vader rose again. Chills! #DallasTNT0
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JR likes fried chicken…I think The Colonel may be the one to kill JR this time around @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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JR also likes jello…win @newsmanone0
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@PaperWadofGod JR: “Son, the courts are for amateurs and the faint of heart. This is personal.” We’ve missed you, JR. #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod As he should. There are few bad guys in TV history this good. #DallasTNT0
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@newsmanone John Ross is also trending, the bad boys are definitely winning in the court of popular opinion0
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@PaperWadofGod You have to love a Texas woman who knows how to load a shotgun in home defense. #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod Bobby’s wife: “I don’t miss, mister. Not at any range.” #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod Mrs. Bobby discovers her hubby is on serious medication for his gut cancer. #DallasTNT0
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@newsmanone web research does not feel overly Texan…this new fangled Dallas is confusing…i want more fried chicken and jello #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod Del Sol corporation sent its best representative, the hot daughter. #DallasTNT0
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ah, birthright talk! @newsmanone0
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Sue Ellen throwing her political weight around, nice @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod And finally somebody gets slapped. #DallasTNT0
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John Ross used an evil technology called e-mail to break up Christopher and the Jordana Brewster character @newsmanone0
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@PaperWadofGod Christopher to John Ross: I know it was you. (Unspoken: Fredo! You broke my heart!) #DallasTNT0
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@newsmanone I am now going to wait for Hagman to put an orange slice in his mouth0
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@PaperWadofGod I got $5 says it wasn’t John Ross who broke up Elana and Christopher. #DallasTNT0
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compelling pilot @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod JR: “This is for all the marbles, son. You didn’t think I would put all my oil in one barrel, did you?” #DallasTNT0
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a Ferrari…can one of these Ewings please drive a pick up? @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod JR to John Ross: “Son, never pass up a good chance to shut up.” #DallasTNT BEST. LINE. EVER.0
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JR: “never pass a good oppurtunity to shut up” win. win. and win. @newsmanone0
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what is your vibe of Christopher’s wife? @newsmanone0
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@PaperWadofGod Earnest. Probably evil. Nobody is straight on #DallasTNT.0
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Bobby’s wife looked at the Chris Elana carving…she may be the e-mailer @newsmanone0
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@PaperWadofGod Elana loses two Ewings with one email. Technology sucks. #DallasTNT0
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@newsmanone “Who Sent the E-mail?” is the new “Who Shot JR?” #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod Where have you gone Victoria Principal?0
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the ladies have formed muiltigenerational alliances @newsmanone0
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Sue Ellen = Ann Richardson @newsmanone0
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Bobby has a healthy skeptism of JR @newsmanone #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod JR: “Old fogies like me don’t email. We talk to each other. Face to face.” #DallasTNT0
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@PaperWadofGod You know what they say in Mexico? It’s better to be old than the devil. (Cut to shot of JR.) #DallasTNT0
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JR is going to the head of the Del Sol family Winner @newsmanone0
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@PaperWadofGod Ah, ha! Christopher’s wife is a grifter. Brilliant. #DallasTNT0
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Christopher’s wife is running a scam on the Ewing’s…except she did not count on falling in love @newsmanone0
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@PaperWadofGod John Ross ping pongs between hot women, gets drugged and videotaped for future blackmail. That’s Dallas. #DallasTNT0
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About Daniel P. Finney
A misanthrope, iconoclast and general grouch since the late 1980s, Daniel P. Finney has been a professional paragraph stacker since 1993. He reports. He writes. He blogs. He tweets. He beats deadlines. He amuses (himself, at least.) He informs. He adapts. He keeps moving forward. He eschews gatherings. The highlights of his week are Sunday chicken wings, new comics Wednesday and naps during televised sporting events. He does not wonder if there is a player to be named later in his life and spends most of his waking hours desperately trying to be left alone.Posted on June 14, 2012, in Popular Culture, Television and tagged bobby ewing, j.r. ewing, jordana brewster, twitter. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.
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