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Almost nothing about an #NBA playoff game

  1. newsmanone
    Game on. @PaperWadofGod and @newsmanone are going to live tweet during the #OKCThunder, #Lakers #NBA playoff game. Just cause we can.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 22:21:08
  2. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone Yes, I have prepared some Kobe beef and WNBA jokes especially for the occasion
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 22:53:28
  3. newsmanone
    Well, @PaperWadofGod, we picked a great game to tweet. #OKCThunder start 0-8 and can’t hit the broad side of barn with a banjo.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 22:52:37
  4. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone I plan to do a #cellcommercialcount throughout the game
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 22:57:53
  5. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Sam Jackson can eat his iPhone for all I care. Why are all #apple products so precious they’re washed in unicorn tears?
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:01:23
  6. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Do they still have the #WNBA? I thought the women just got high-paying jobs delivering newspapers and what not.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 22:57:31
  7. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone This Sunday the Lynx play the Mercury in a #WNBA barnburner…two things you do not want getting into your tuna
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 22:59:35
  8. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod You have to love the #NBA. Without it, Meta World Peace would be a crazy guy at a begging for change at the bus stop.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:04:37
  9. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone more pointless iPhone question: Is it raining out? or Do you like hotspacho?
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:03:30
  10. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Better iPhone Siri question: Whatever happened to God Shammgod? #NBA
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:07:12
  11. PaperWadofGod
    in a #cellcommercialcount departure, there was a bland #Vonage ad
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:08:54
  12. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Remember when you used to have #Vonage? That was the beautiful time when no one could call you because your phone didn’t work
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:16:20
  13. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone that is the kind of media technology i embrace, tech that does not bring me closer together to anyone
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:17:52
  14. PaperWadofGod
    oh no, second generation #AdamSandler showing up in this “That’s my Boy” movie
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:16:36
  15. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Someone should take #AdamSandler down to the pound and give him a shot of blue juice. His quality of life is slipping.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:17:57
  16. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod The #OKCThunder offense is like Shakespeare stage directions: Full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:14:15
  17. PaperWadofGod
    early second and no world peace joke, would not have predicted #Lakers
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:22:34
  18. PaperWadofGod
    i would not give World Peace a chance? #Lakers
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:23:15
  19. PaperWadofGod
    Meta’s game is too existential for me? #Lakers
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:23:39
  20. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Meta’s game is too self-referencial for you. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meta
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:25:53
  21. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone #coolcoolcool
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:27:05
  22. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod For a second I thought Pau Gasol was Luc Walton, but then I realized he was too soft. #Lakers
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:23:17
  23. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone i would be tempted to bring in Marc Gasol in some kind of Bobby Valentine disguise if i were the #Lakers
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:25:39
  24. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Why does Pau Gasol always look like he’s had the flu for three days? #Lakers
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:28:37
  25. PaperWadofGod
    Pau and Marc Gasol…more different than Kobe Bryant and Kobe beef #Lakers
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:30:35
  26. PaperWadofGod
    #OKCThunder quietly recover from 10 pnt deficit, I think boredom is their chief obstacle
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:31:54
  27. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod I’m already bored with this #NBA playoff game. Can I go watch the #stlcards for a couple innings to make this seem faster?
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:35:50
  28. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone flip to another channel to try to catch a cellphone commercial, that will keep you hyped
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:37:42
  29. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Then who would would win the Kobayashi Maru scenario? http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru_scenario
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:33:40
  30. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone Metta World Peace would win Kobayashi Maru scenario… due to high philosophical intellegence
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:36:28
  31. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Or he would turn into Ron Artest and smash the machine like the #Hulk.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:37:36
  32. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone Metta World Peace: my secret?…I’m always angry.
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:39:30
  33. newsmanone
    Metta World Peace is believed to be dead and must let the world think he is dead until he can control the raging Ron Artest within him.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:38:39
  34. PaperWadofGod
    you wouldn’t like me when i am angry #RonArtest
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:40:39
  35. PaperWadofGod
    did Metta World Peace or Ron Artest get that technical?
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:44:57
  36. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Were his jeans torn and purple? If so, then it was Ron Artest.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:47:52
  37. PaperWadofGod
    Russell Westbrook = Jimmy Chitwood
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:44:35
  38. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod I’ll make it!
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:46:54
  39. PaperWadofGod
    The #OKCThunder may wake up and start playing some ball #Hoosiers
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:42:47
  40. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod They’re gonna run the picket fence on ‘em. Don’t get caught watchin’ the paint dry.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:52:37
  41. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone Coach stays I stay coach goes i go
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:48:26
  42. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod http://youtu.be/CDJS9rFGCHE
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:45:48
  43. PaperWadofGod
    final four could be Spurs – OKC – Philly – Indy, i fear for #DavidStern health
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:50:00
  44. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Yeah, I feel like ABC-TV hires the guys who took care of #Hoffa.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:51:11
  45. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone where ever #Hoffa is now, he is “blowing up”
    Paul Russell
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:53:30
  46. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod That may be the first time Jimmy Hoffa got a hashtag.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Fri, May 18 2012 23:51:34
  47. PaperWadofGod
    ramon sessions is IN session!
    Paul Russell
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:17:53
  48. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod Ramon Sessions sounds like a lost Jimi Hendrix album.
    Daniel P. Finney
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:27:52
  49. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone tracks include “Noodle gonna come my way” and “The Wind says Pad Thai”
    Paul Russell
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:31:25
  50. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod “All Along The Baseline” and “Royal Blue Haze.”
    Daniel P. Finney
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:33:22
  51. PaperWadofGod
    G series commercial with Jordan reminds us NBA game can be exciting
    Paul Russell
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:23:57
  52. newsmanone
    @PaperWadofGod I feel like a #Jordan commercial is a bad idea for a game this boring. You’re like, “Oh yeah. The #NBA was fun.”
    Daniel P. Finney
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:25:45
  53. PaperWadofGod
    @newsmanone remember utopia is the place that can never be #MadMen
    Paul Russell
    Sat, May 19 2012 00:28:14

  54. Businessinsider
    Sat, May 19 2012 01:36:06
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