5 best Tony Stark/Iron Man lines from The Avengers

5. Stark/Iron Man (Robert Downey, Jr.) to Bruce Banner/Hulk (Mark Ruffalo): I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.

4.  To Thor (Chris Hemsworth): No hard feelings, Point Break. You’ve got a mean swing.

3. Thor: You don’t know who you’re dealing with. Stark/Iron Man: Shakespeare in the Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

2 .Stark/Iron Man to Bruce Banner/the Hulk: “What’s your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums and a huge bong of weed?”

1. Stark/Iron Man to Loki (Tom Hiddleston): You’re missing the point. There’s no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

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About Daniel P. Finney

A misanthrope, iconoclast and general grouch since the late 1980s, Daniel P. Finney has been a professional paragraph stacker since 1993. He reports. He writes. He blogs. He tweets. He beats deadlines. He amuses (himself, at least.) He informs. He adapts. He keeps moving forward. He eschews gatherings. The highlights of his week are Sunday chicken wings, new comics Wednesday and naps during televised sporting events. He does not wonder if there is a player to be named later in his life and spends most of his waking hours desperately trying to be left alone.

Posted on May 5, 2012, in Comic Books, Movies, Popular Culture and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Nearly everything he says cracks me up, but one of them that’s on the top of my head now is when he calls Loki, “Reindeer Games” and Hawkeye “Legolas.”

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