5 questions for new Los Angeles Dodgers owner Magic Johnson

Mar 28

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Earvin "Magic" Johnson, former NBA star for the Los Angeles Lakers, is now trying his hand at baseball -- in the owner's box. He led a group who bought the Los Angeles Dodgers for $2.2 billion. Photo Illustration by ANDREW MAAHS/BASEMINT DESIGN

5. Will Kurt Rambis be in charge of calling brushback pitches as some sort of cosmic repayment for Kevin McHale’s closeline of him in the 1984 NBA Finals?

4. How man Rent-A-Center ads will appear on the outfield walls?

3. Will reruns of “The Magic Hour” be played when opposing sluggers come to bat?

2. Will this work out better than Magic Johnson Theaters?

1. Where will Jack Nicholson sit?

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About Daniel P. Finney

A misanthrope, iconoclast and general grouch since the late 1980s, Daniel P. Finney has been a professional paragraph stacker since 1993. He reports. He writes. He blogs. He tweets. He beats deadlines. He amuses (himself, at least.) He informs. He adapts. He keeps moving forward. He eschews gatherings. The highlights of his week are Sunday chicken wings, new comics Wednesday and naps during televised sporting events. He does not wonder if there is a player to be named later in his life and spends most of his waking hours desperately trying to be left alone.

Posted on March 28, 2012, in Humor, Popular Culture, Sports and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Silent Android | March 30, 2012 at 1:32 AM

    Jack will sit next to Larry King. Duh. :)

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