5 sentence review of Pan Am finale

by General Tso

Season 1, Episode 14: “1984″

5. The season and likely series finale of “Pan Am” said goodbye to the elegant, unimpressive but enjoyable Sunday night treat with class and grace.

4. I liked this show.

3. I think it was more than just four beautiful women — Christina Ricci, Margot Robbie, Karine Vanasse and Kelli Garner — in vintage clothes, but I wouldn’t be able to swear to that in court.

2. Still, it is gone and we must say goodnight to Ricci’s exotic face, Robbie’s earnestness, Vanasse’s seductive accent and Garner’s ample assets … um, as a CIA agent.

1. Goodbye, blue sky, goodbye white gloves, goodbye bags held on the elbow, goodbye pale blue uniforms, goodbye girdles, goodbye Sunday soap and goodbye sweet baby boomer nostalgia.