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Netflix Streaming Bargain Bin: “School Rumble”

by Memphis Paul

5. One of the great aspects of Netflix over say the neighborhood Blockbuster is that there are little niche genres like pulp Italian horror from the 1970s, water based teen dramas from Australia and a large amount of Funimation and Gonzo anime, of which “School Rumble” is one of my favorites.

4. This series is an ensemble of Japanese high schoolers with the main focus on clueless but outgoing Tenma Tsukamoto (in love with disinterested Oji Karasuma), reformed bruiser Kenji Harima who loves the oblivious Tenma, and a couple other girls who have interest in Kenji with limited results, Yakumo Tsukamoto (younger sister to Tenma but not from a maturity standpoint) and classmate to Tenma, Eri Sawachika, a beautiful and rich Westerner whose love/hate interactions with Kenji she cannot explain.

3.  The stories are silly, undercut with a serious kind of politeness common to these anime, and it is nice that the characters are stupid and oblivious in an endearing way, which is a credit to the voicework and Americanization of the storylines and the original writing of Jin Kobayashi whose manga series the show is based on.

2. There is a real feel of how it was to be a teenager with the misunderstandings, unexpressable longings that are taken seriously but with the action playing out as a farce, which feels like the stop-start life of the teenager.

1. If you find you enjoy this title there are a wide range of other anime options of various types but I would recommend most strongly Vandread, Gunslinger Girl and Spice and Wolf.

The Cast of “School Rumble”

5 Sentence Review of Dark Shadows

by Memphis Paul

(Perhaps a Point, Counterpoint to this.)

5. Adam Carolla did a bit about how at 2 AM and a little impaired you don’t want a good taco, you want a Jack in the Box taco and that was my feeling about Dark Shadows.

4. Dark Shadows had a poor ending (somewhat excusable as soap operas are not designed to end), the music and cultural refences may have been too on the nose (I did not mind) and there was no fluidity to the mood or plot but sometimes you want a sentimental mess rather than a good movie.

3.  I confess to once watching a lot of Dark Shadows on daytime syfy at a time when I had basic cable (read:nothing better was on) and I liked the water crashing on the rocks, the Blue Whale, seeing what was done with Victoria Winters and Willie Lumas and the gothic touches along side 1970 stuff like macrame and troll dolls.

2. When a young Johnny Depp was playing with his troll doll and thinking how Barnabus Collins was a hip cat, I wonder if he imagined playing him one day meant being in a movie with little of the mood of the soap and that the vampire genre would be as worn-out as Helena Bonham Carter.

1. For me I just barely got my monies worth from this flick, but unless sentamentality (or vampire hypnosys) clouds your judgement as well, I would advise movie goers to give this one a “pass”.

 

5 sentence review of Two and a Half Men Season 9 finale

by General Tso

Season 9, Episode 24: “Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!”

5. Jake (Angus T. Jones) and Eldridge (Graham Patrick Martin) graduate high school, ruin Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) fledgling company and join the Army.

4. This episode was at least part clip show, with a montage of Jake’s greatest hits when he was a younger, round-faced cherub rather than a dimwitted pothead.

3. The episode felt as if most of the jokes were given away in the previews and lacked any sort of pizazz for a season finale.

2. I guess this is why they don’t have very many episodes about Jake — he’s not very interesting beyond one or two one-liners an episode.

1. The loser here is the U.S. Army, which isn’t mocked in the episode per se, but probably could actually make something out of Jake and, hell, could have made a funner comedy episode for that matter.

 

5 sentence review of Sherlock, Season II: Hounds of Baskerville

by General Tso

Series 2, Episode 2: “The Hounds of Baskerville”

5. “Sherlock” is as terrific in Series II as it was in the first and the 21st-century spin on “The Hounds of Baskerville” simply adds more evidence to a conclusion the series’ titular hero would consider patently obvious.

4. The staccato dialog between Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) and John Watson (Martin Freeman) is a singular delight.

3. Creators Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss have found a way to visualize the Sherlock’s manic mind through a combination of quick-cut close ups and floating verbal visualizations that are better witnessed than described but some how make sense of genius without feeling like overbearing exposition.

2. Cumberbatch is a singular pleasure to watch, possessing the poise and arrogance befitting Sherlock, but adding twists of humanity and emotional disconnection that make the character flawed enough to be empathetic on screen.

1. The anchor of the thing, though is Freeman’s Watson, who plays the dedicated, put upon best friend who is just as amazed by Sherlock as the rest of us but possesses the admirable loyalty of a man who loves his friend despite — or probably because of — his flaws.

Today’s reason to live: Alexis Bledel, the former Rory Gilmour, on Mad Men

by General Tso

A Mad Men Three Way Podcast on Season 5, Episode 9: Dark Shadows

by General Tso

Heavy Betty gets ugly, Roger gets busy, Ginsberg gets owned, Sally is mother’s little manipulator and Pete’s wicked fantasy. The Mad Men Three Way Podcast crew dissect the latest episode of TV’s best drama like a bunch of English majors far gone on box wine and couscous. Click the pic of the lovely Alexis Bledel playing Pete Campbell’s (Vincent Kartheiser) fantasy girl to hear the free, mildly amusing and poorly produced discussion.

Mad Men: Dark Shadows in tweets

by General Tso

  1. newsmanone
    Hello everyone. I’ll be live tweeting during tonight’s episode of #MadMen. Best tweets of the night get posted here: http://ht.ly/aSKYh
  2. newsmanone
    Roger: Jane and I are getting divorced. Bert (looks at watch): Already? #MadMen Bert Cooper for the win.
  3. newsmanone
    Oh. Fat Betty gets a look at how the other half lives. Jealousy abounds. Did she just bump into a table? Mom vs. Step Mom on #MadMen
  4. newsmanone
    Don: The Snowball is the sin that gets you into hell. … Jesus, not that. Is our man jealous he’s not doing a lot of work? #MadMen
  5. newsmanone
    Did Ginsburg suggest hitting a Native American in the face snowball because kids don’t like them? #MadMen WTF
  6. newsmanone
    Ginsberg to Don: It’s just amazing you can not write for so long and come up with something that good. Translated: You’re old. #MadMen
  7. newsmanone
    Weight Watchers 1966: There are good weeks and bad weeks for thin people too. (I’ll never know.) #MadMen
  8. newsmanone
    Everybody hates Megan. Dad doesn’t like her husband’s success. Her actor friends are jealous. Betty doesn’t like that she’s skinny. #MadMen
  9. newsmanone
    Roger paid off Harry for $1,100. He paid off Peggy $400. Ginsberg got $200. @paperwadofgod thinks his bankroll is shrinking. #MadMen
  10. newsmanone
    Megan: This is exactly what (Betty) wanted. The thrill of having poisoned us from 50 miles away. Megan Draper for the win. #MadMen
  11. newsmanone
    Don to Pete: Don’t wake me up and throw your failures in my face. It’s Sunday for god’s sake. #MadMen
  12. newsmanone
    Peggy to Roger: You are no loyal. You only think of yourself. Roger: Were we married? That’s the way it is. Every man for himself. #MadMen
  13. newsmanone
    Is Roger putting the moves on his soon-to-be ex-wife? I do not get this guy this season. But I get this move. #MadMen
  14. newsmanone
    Jane to Roger: You get everything you want and you still had to do this. Roger (sincere?): You’re right. I’m sorry I did that. #MadMen
  15. newsmanone
    Bobby to Betty: Wait! We’re supposed to say what we’re thankful for. Sally: She’s hungry, Bobby. Sally for the win. #MadMen
  16. Kinetograph
    @mercurie80 After paying for The Beatles they couldn’t afford any Sixties music for this week’s end credits. :) #MadMen
  17. newsmanone
    OK, that’s it for this week, everybody. Look for A Mad Men Three Way podcast coming soon! Thanks! #MadMen
  18. ModaMags
    RT @boweryboys: Yes, it was that bad. Smog is seen from the roof of the RCA Building at Rockefeller Center, Nov. 25, 1966. #MadMen http://pic.twitter.com/hwdVKzf8

Great paragraphs from Sherlock, Series II: The Hounds of Baskerville on IPTV tonight

by General Tso

From Sherlock, Series II: “The Hounds of Baskerville,” which airs 8 p.m. tonight, Sunday, May 13, 2012 as part of Masterpiece Mystery! on Iowa Public Television.

Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch): Oh John, I envy you so much.

John Watson (Martin Freeman): You envy me?

Sherlock: Your mind is placid. Straightforward. Barely used. Mine is like an engine racing out of control, a rocket tearing itself to pieces trapped on the launch pad. I need a case!

Watson: You solved one this morning by harpooning a dead pig, apparently.

Sherlock: Oh, that was this morning! When’s the next one?

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Today’s reason to love The Avengers: That man playing Galaga.

by General Tso

“That man over there is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.”

– Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man

via galaga | Tumblr.

My new favorite thing in the world: The Avengers eat shawarma.

by General Tso

“You ever try Shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t what it is, but I want to try it.”

Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man

via Jump.

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